Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average house a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But that just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can have a big cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

Well multiple that by 15 million
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it