Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and about war

got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can have a big democracy walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it