Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink with hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can have a big cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it