Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an house with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes just ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it