Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont your rain boots when its wet
I listened up just like a good, good, girl.
And when she prudently suggested I should the cigarette,
I that bit of wisdom was a pearl.

But in all of the advice Ive collected through the years
I admit to you with dread
Unfortunately there was some that whizzed right my ears
Oh where, was my mind when mother said

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy haired actors originally Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still play Stratego, and have with their mom.
at first theyre very charming. Their attention is disarming.
But give in return and dear theyll drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who piss unless their shrink says its okay
Why let break your heart dear?
Put your head on and be dear.
Put bug spray on and make them go away.

When my daddy told me look both ways you cross the street,
I took those words to and I complied.
And when he me Be yourself! and I should march to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice that trumpeted my way.
Oh Where was my mind, when he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, from Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a copy of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about age.
Sure at first their are steely.
And words are touchy-feely.
Have cheat upon you twice and my advice is more than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food service consultants from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are really an intern.
For its clear upon reflection, if you them your affection,
You understand the concept crash and burn.

The singles world out there can be a land.
I have to ask, is it me? Or is it

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or crushes on boys from Baltimore.
Though at first they seem chock full of style and
Sure Cal Ripkens is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only place youll find a ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, though amusing, experiences in BALTIMORE!
Barry Levinson, I no disrespect!
If you have to go to Baltimore, and meet do not marry em!
Although its true I hear that got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
Boys in always call.
have better luck in Joisie ,
Or St. no not St. Paul

But no matter where takes you,
It just no sense to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.