Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my told me, dont forget your rain boots when its wet
I listened up just like a good, good, girl.
And when she prudently suggested I lose the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years
I admit to you with trepidatious
there was some that whizzed right through my ears
Oh where, where was my mind mother said

naval contemplating, floppy haired actors originally from Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still Stratego, and have issues with their mom.
Sure at theyre very charming. Their attention is disarming.
But give attention in and dear theyll drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken imitating originally from Baltimore.
Who cant piss unless their shrink says its
Why let break your heart dear?
Put head on and be smart dear.
Put some bug spray on and make go away.

When my daddy me look both ways before you cross the street,
I took those words to and I complied.
And when he me Be yourself! and I should march to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice that trumpeted my way.
Oh where? Where was my mind, he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but not! Waiters, originally from Baltimore.
Who you, carry a copy of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about their age.
at first their eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food service consultants from Baltimore.
Who say they dance NYC ballet, but are really an administrative intern.
For its clear upon reflection, if you give them affection,
You understand the concept crash and burn.

The singles out there can be a scary land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys Baltimore.
Though at first seem chock full of style and class
Sure Cal Ripkens is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only youll find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, though amusing, experiences in BALTIMORE!
Barry Levinson, I no disrespect!
If you to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not marry em!
Although its true I that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are boys in Boise.
Boys in always call.
Youll have better in Joisie ,
Or St. Paul- no not St.

But no where life takes you,
It just makes no to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.