(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since man has walked this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and evil into his ear I am the beast, the angel fallen from on high I go by many names by there is one you cannot My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about My friends all me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn I've got little horns, and a little Goatee, little eyes to help a little devil see cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and go club some baby seals Then I'll take a bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to wash off baby seal smell And I'll make a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I and had a son And now he makes his living as a comedian I'm in every Zeppelin I'm in all Rush rants I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I need to tell a riddle And fuck Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was for a soul to steal That's fucking bullshit because I be caught dead in Georgia Ok, it's Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.