(Intro) I figured I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have here To whisper of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen on high I go by many by there is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about My friends all call me old and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic and killing the unborn I've got little devil horns, and a Goatee, little devil eyes to help a little see little cloven hoofs make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me I to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble bath and a Zinfandel Try to wash off that seal smell And then make a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I and had a son And now he makes his living as a singing I'm in Zeppelin album I'm in all Limbaugh's rants I'm the that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, just throw it on a griddle. I don't to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was for a soul to steal fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.