Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
thanks to Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are from memory, I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get pot off my head! Why?
> E: haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
that pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then where'd ya put the
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm with
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the head tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! away the pot]
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into all proud, shaking
his head his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda
B: close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer before]
B: [stares into as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth closed very angry]
E: [points at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna

E: Oh, umm, [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and leaving.
was one neat trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's hands are and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.