Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the jar, but what's it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the in the sugar bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves
bowl and Bert looks at
B: Ya show me. the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the pot here.
B: In the pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where'd_ you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! away the pot]
B: Ya gonna me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
at E. returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... as usual, Bert getting
more and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even than before]
B: into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly very angry]
E: calmly at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! Bert on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow Bert so Ernie's
is up in the air with nothing showing.