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(only movie scene ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
mom:] Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have dollars to see a movie?
[Stan's mom:] A
Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, you go, but be back for supper!
Thanks mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
(Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip movie is out! Wanna
[Kenny:] Of course I want to come, go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you think you're
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the and Philip movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] Don't the baby!
Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
(Shows movie ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, your little brother out with you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] been six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh Eric! It's your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you doing here?
(shows ad)
[Eric:] Oh, dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because this movie has naughty language! please...
(Six-graders come and get from clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you about? You love Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
Wait, I've got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be appropriate for young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

Let me have some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish say to the Uranium gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I know, Philip, what?
( farts in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the up with this stuff?
[Terrance:] You're a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you call me a pig
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah my ass and call me a bitch!
Oh you shit faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] faced cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd fuck uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's going on
[Farting
[Lady:] garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I say
[Terrance:] you fucked your uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!