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Bigger, longer, & uncut script
(only until movie scene now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
mom:] Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I eight dollars to see a movie?
mom:] A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! a foreign film from Canada!
mom:] Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and movie is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the and Philip movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
But mom, I really want to see this movie!
[Kenny's Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Don't ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Ike, Kick the baby!
Don't kick the baby!
[Kyle:] the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby!
Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your brother out with you!
aw mom, he's not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This was brought to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam Hessian was by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's your little
Fireman!
[Eric:] you guys doing here?
(shows ad)
[Eric:] Oh, dude! YES, YES!!!
four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] do you mean no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because this has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get from clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to of Fire.
This movie might not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me have candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I have any Jewish candy.
Like you really need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish say to the Uranium gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I don't know, Philip,
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up with this
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
What did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
Oh you shit faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
donkey-rabing sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd fuck uncle!
[Philip:] You'd fuck uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's on here?
[Farting
What garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you expect? Canadian.
OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!