Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I a mess as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I look like a freaking wuss, a This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
forward some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for I'm getting self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to my first punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, freak the out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over fears and grow beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little hick hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck Neither is