Eminem Has a full line of Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a mess as the day Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama always 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got twice in one week, it's complete usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no valid at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed from the It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror were so scared, and those kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and beards okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck is ain't