Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an freak With a forty inch and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
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Me and Terry a ferry, we were lookin Swass a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An jelly-belly tryin' to say hello I was really kinda as she looked my way, I tried to run here buns made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or mistaken' the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was short and wavy, my pit bull crazy, A beast chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya ever try and her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she blows doors, got the kinda face only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, with her ten feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny break, I've heard of dirt because of poverty, but she the cake, it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to a buck, 'round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike, you say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya talk behind my back because I you flat, And ya never take a ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he broke heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a apart Wearing slacks with elastic in the back You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a match Ya got lips like a character in some With a pink posterior ya big Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a right outside of mine, Most girls there are but a few are fine But the that I speak about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, brains, Deisel Trains, to pick them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda