Here's a kinda story, 'bout an obese freak With a forty waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of with a triple chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we were tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous jelly-belly tryin' to say I was kinda frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns the ferry sway To be she was fat and ready for combat On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or mistaken' the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A beast chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya ever try and her Look at her physique, she my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the beast reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the kinda face a mother adores, A big ball head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my would break, heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & Pike on a ten bike, you could say I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya behind my back because I dropped you flat, And ya never take a shower ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he broke heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a apart Wearing slacks with elastic in the back You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a match Ya got lips a character in some cartoon With a pink posterior ya big Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city outside of mine, Most girls are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use their faces trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Pucks, Drivers of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Trains, to pick them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda rough