Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an freak With a forty waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape a triple chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we were almost It was a big standing on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was kinda frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit crazy, A Bremerton beast fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her Look at her physique, she ain't my freak, The floor creaks the beast starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores she blows down doors, Baby's got the face only a mother adores, A big basket head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break, I've of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & on a ten speed bike, you could say I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya talk behind my back because I you flat, And ya take a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was when he broke your heart Because if cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing Polyester with elastic in the back You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a match Ya got lips like a character in cartoon With a pink posterior ya big Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now a city right outside of mine, Most girls there are ducks but a few are But the ones that I speak about, use their faces trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick them up you to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma bod, make ya (?????????) kinda rough