Here's a gory story, 'bout an obese freak a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of with a triple chin, Her brassiere strikes in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin When a dip hit the ship we were almost It was a big bremelo on my toe, An jelly-belly tryin' to say hello I was kinda frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns made the sway To be blunt she was fat and ready for On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit crazy, A Bremerton chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her Look at her physique, she my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she blows doors, Baby's got the face only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, with her ten feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my or my tranny would break, I've heard of because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl drink it in pints, Ya go to for twenty years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & Pike on a ten bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm Ya talk behind my back I dropped you flat, And ya take a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he broke heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell Wearing slacks with elastic in the back You could flatten in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a in some cartoon With a posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city right of mine, Most girls there are but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use their catching trout, Vacuum for a mouth, You know what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda