Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And left me at home by to batch
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell broke
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!
The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how old boy could take much more
It was right about then in the thick of
My buddy Bill a chair in the ring
And that's I knew we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for
Well, where we wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anybody in
And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile drived me there in the hard concrete
Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to being
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't been
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And never be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if it'd me
It all happened so quick when that car door
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the locks jammed
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, said they's willin'
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And he waded through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The next thing I remember, was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Blue
He's the meanest wrestler the has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Cyclone