Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And me at home by myself to batch
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from parts
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd seen the matches before
And the was backed up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
Well then rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy take much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's when I we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end
Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to being
And that's the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
I hadn't been the same since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when that car door
It must a somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they they's willin'
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat at the bar and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And then he waded through tables and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Blue