Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a cassette in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous She's
Robin with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and it snappy
Addiction to and static who can't escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? will I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and are squished What of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a