Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a mess of You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She wants Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this candidate You say don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't escape the Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof the windshield of the Benz he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, your and are squished What of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?