Intro: P]
Are you to boldly go, no family has gone before? The Ghetto has landed. Captain has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk will you, and beam loved ones to the fortune and fame you are for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you ready? I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: P -- Fiend] P: Somebody told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a All the bitches I done broke fo' bank, I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' tank. I got hoes like acorns fallin' trees, No Limit niggas say hoes, ain't no that be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I ain't know, I was livin' next to Captain Kirk. Smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin', come to find out, some holdin' his money down hostage. Got to his cottage, done changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe the back. On top of that, the fat!!! a career off this nigga, and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to nigga, go figga, all she wanted was man to change, but if it was me, I done been done slapped that in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna yo baby.
Verse [Silkk The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit. I bought her lunch the time, but see there trick that's but game, I hit it one time and they be back, bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the to tell me, if I a fuckin' trick I'm worthless, I told her Bitch if you ain't dick, then none of yo' clit the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young nigga like my mind, I figured at me she see nothin' but dollar signs. Simply, a bitch might give you weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you use a condom, before you try to fuck. Take the game from show bug, 'cause ain't no love. I give'em a somethin', but at the end I take'em back and get the love. And ain't no up Scotty, ain't no savin' hoes ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU niggas us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe 'cause the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in five minutes.
Verse Three: Aww HOLD UP!!!, A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. What the you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and the fuck I went? you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD, if I ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus 'cause you quick that pleasure. You my weed ridin' my ride, I'M TO KEEP IT REAL. I seem to satisfy you, she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!! They ain't paid, but you gotta hand it, bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a man do give a bout' what a nigga bout' to do, give a fuck bout' what you and nigga been through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, runnin' behind my G dues, can't wait to see that that got trampled like that 'cause ass whoopin' been due. It's thinkin' that, that make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. these tramps they it like weed, SHE THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, Master P, and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you know I six kids, even though ain't from you, baby my love you. baby, you know we need a... brand new color TV, I you pay the rent. Even I ain't gave you none in the last year, we need a brand new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes door V-12. Oh I took that checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I want a new house, a five karat ring for my birthday, and don't to pick up some pampers and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, Kirk, your finally gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to pick up cape out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
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