Intro: P]
Are you ready to go, where no family has gone The Enterprise has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk save you, and beam your loved ones to the and fame you are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you ready? I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: [Master P -- P: Somebody musta' told hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but will they jus' tell hoes that I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I done broke fo' bank, I got so many I need a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like fallin' outta trees, No Limit don't say hoes, ain't no caps be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in I ain't know, I was livin' door to Captain Kirk. Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' drug swappin', come to find out, some bitch his money down hostage. Got keys to his cottage, changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat funky hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! Makin' a career off nigga, and all his homies gone, because they can't get it to this nigga, go figga, all she was that man to change, but if it was me, I done been slapped that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Mr. Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Verse [Silkk The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I this bad ass bitch. Tellin' her about month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit. I bought her lunch the time, but see there that's nuthin' but game, I hit it one time and be callin' back, talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all playin'?". And she had the to tell me, if I ain't a fuckin' I'm worthless, I told her if you ain't suckin' dick, then none of yo' clit the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga my mind, I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but signs. Simply, a bitch give you some weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you better use a condom, you try to fuck. Take the game this show bug, Silkk ain't no love. I give'em a somethin', but at the end I take'em back and get the love. And ain't no up Scotty, ain't no hoes that ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain (Bitch freeze), all you hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Ghetto is leavin' in five minutes.
Verse [Mystikal] Aww HOLD UP!!!, A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. What the fuck you mean, I was?, who I was with?, and the fuck I went? Bitch you be beside yoself, you WOULD, if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus you quick that pleasure. You smokin' my weed my ride, I'M TO KEEP IT REAL. I seem to satisfy you, bitch she trippin' the BILLS!!! They really paid, but you gotta hand it, this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for a nigga man do give a fuck bout' what a nigga to do, give a fuck bout' you and another nigga been through. Get the out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin' behind my G dues, can't to see that nigga that got trampled like 'cause that ass whoopin' been due. It's thinkin' like that, make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. Mean these tramps they it weed, SHE GETTIN' THE YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' dem' hoes sit on ass, and come up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, Master P, and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you know I six kids, even though they ain't you, my kids love you. Kirk baby, you know we a... brand new color TV, I you pay the rent. though I ain't gave you none in the last year, baby we need a new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes door V-12. Oh I took that checkbook, I my... hair, nails, toes did, I a brand new house, a five diamond ring for my birthday, and forget to pick up some pampers and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, Kirk, your finally gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to pick up your out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's will be beaming up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
[Sound of airplane or some other taking off and away]