I guess I lied to you when I you I like baseball not so much the game I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see black band 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not just (Oh really?) Hartz made it to me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I care less how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care where does Barney Rubble work
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And said, "Geez, Shag, I'm just fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk in the forest" And all night was yacking up red wine
I couldn't less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in I couldn't care less, how do fill the caramel bar? I couldn't care less if my car the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, or Kenneth 'Cause guys nicknames always get the gals I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll call them for like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less what Downey says I couldn't care less what's on the of my Pez I care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't care less the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and (They're like or something) I couldn't care less where Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was cool