I guess I lied to you when I you I like baseball It's not so much the I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not fashion (Oh really?) made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work
Well said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get down in the forest" And all night was yacking up red wine
I couldn't less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less, are the hogs still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they fill the bar? I couldn't care less if my car the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, or Kenneth 'Cause guys with nicknames get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and (Really names) I'll them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less what Morton Downey I couldn't care less on the head of my Pez I couldn't less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't care less why's the Super Big cheaper
I care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're like or something) I care less where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care why was Fonzie cool