I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
my name is Carlos. I want to love to you. I want you to get on the bed,and off your panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend that your feet each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I find you sexy girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I want my sexy girl right now,where is I like you,right there,hiding behind boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I like you sexy girl where did you get that dress?Right now I you. I tell-Here's whats to happen. I spank your hiney,like this. You will really like fight it,do as i say! We have fun. to Carlos,right now.Bend over this chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I would like to do a trick. I would like to my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And then again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay. She can't keep her off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I tell you what,you want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than you. Oh,he wants to be too. We will a threesome! Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny now.I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, I turn another page, Another up in my cup, I will sit in your lap, at you you turn me o-oon, I squeeze your boobs when alo-oone I am up in your trap... I hope she dont me the clap
Okay,I play. Thanks for out,Good Night!