I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
my name is Carlos. I want to love to you. I want you to get on the bed,and take off panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend that feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you sexy girl and you will come.And you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my girl?I want my sexy girl right now,where is she? I like you,right there,hiding your boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I like you sexy girl where did you get that now I tell you. I tell-Here's whats to happen. I will spank hiney,like this. You will like this-Don't fight it,do as i say! We will fun. Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I like to do a little trick. I would like to my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay. She can't her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I tell you what,you don't want to do that,I you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than you. Oh,he wants to be too. We have a threesome! Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny right now.I tell you I will do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, Tonight I turn page, Another up in my cup, I will sit in your lap, Look at you you me o-oon, I squeeze your when we're alo-oone I am up in your trap... I hope she dont give me the
Okay,I play. for coming out,Good Night!