I woke up on Fox found myself on Cops Got chased by cars and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox found Me and Bruhman from the fifth Climbed the window From his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam Told'em your bread, mayo, cheese and ham two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a heard footsteps, looked in the rearview Is an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley She after the bucket of chicken and clole slaw Cole bought last and left in the back seat I jumped out and kept running until my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon I gotta find Bubba, up he been dead Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do cause now The only thing that can stop Big is Jenny Craig
I aint goin to jail, I aint to jail Aw man I aint did nothin Shit man I goin to jail
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, runin hot gats Duck'n the cops Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here come Batman in the Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four coats of tryna catch me But I ran fast, he grab me I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and I put the gun to Shag's said don't look back And told Scooby, play dead and gimmie Scooby snacks Then we drove way reached the stop sign at a way I out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day He me caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four play Killed'em and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake I sayin he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo broad riden in yo car another man You yo deisel and she blowin a hudred grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell Cato to the stand He took me to set it off four delighted bitches wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox Went in the bank strapped A.K's This is a everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight don't mothafuckin move a mothafuckin robbery, lay down Come here, come here, here bitch Put the money in the bag You don't wanna die, the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a Ford Escort clothes and drove to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides and Ananda, I aint see no niggas And I for three whole days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne Rode to Rap City U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the basement with the Hot and Mama Tigga
Man she can She some pig feet, some greens, some hogmog Man
Woke up the next mornin yawnin what the fuck is Man get the out my face, he said you've just been hit That's when I met her, I swear to god I never her A fine big doonk senorita and her Cita She was jazzy yea she had computer skin But hell at least her ass ashy I took her home and loaded my hard drive For bout five hours right between her thighs