I woke up on Fox found myself starring on Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two I the man yea I ran To HBO and lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox found Me and Bruhman from the fifth Climbed throught the From his Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam Told'em gimmie bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, in the rearview Is an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley She after the bucket of chicken and clole slaw bought last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running my chest hurt Hooked up with Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, shut up he been Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's I need Jenny, sure do cause right now The only thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny
I aint to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I even did nothin Shit man I aint goin to
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, runin hot gats Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Cats Damn, here Batman in the batmobile on four vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he grab me I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and I put the gun to head said don't look back And told Scooby, play dead and your Scooby snacks Then we drove way reached the stop sign at a way I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day He told me caught and Ron Gold doin four play Killed'em both and way the bloody glove in an old lake I aint he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo broad riden in yo car another man You given yo deisel and she blowin a grand Goin shoppin, call tell Cato to take the stand He me to set it off with four delighted bitches wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox Went in the strapped with A.K's This is a raid everybody lay down the hay
Aight don't nobody move This a robbery, lay down Come here, come here, come here Put the in the motherfukin bag You don't wanna die, hurry the up
I my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort Changed clothes and to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas And I stayed for whole days and layed low the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap City bumpin U.G.K and Spend the in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made pig feet, some greens, some hogmog Man
Woke up the next mornin yawnin what the fuck is Man get the camera out my face, he said just been hit That's I met her, I swear to god I never forget her A fine big senorita and her name Cita She was yea she had computer generated skin But hell at least her ass wasn't I took her and down loaded my hard drive For bout five hours right between her thighs