Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
to the National Cheese Emporium
Ah, thank you, my man
What can I do for you,

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Thurmon just now
Skimming Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I came over all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented will do the trick
So I my Walpoling activites
Sallied and infiltrated your place
Of purveyance to negotiate the
Of some cheesy

again
I want to buy some
Oh, I thought you complaining
About the player
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all of the Terpsichorean muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a tuune, 'yer forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, would you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, never mind, how are you on

I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the
Sir, we get it on Monday
Tish tish, no matter, well yeoman
ounces of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, it's on order, sir, for two weeks
Was it this morning
T's not my day, is it, aah, Bel Paese?
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van broke
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Salut, Savoy Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I it runny

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The fromage de la France, mwah

I think it's a bit
Than you'll it, sir
I care how fucking runny it is
it over with all speed

Oh!
What
The eaten it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Japanese Sage
No, sir
You do have cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, it's a shop, sir, we've got
No, no, tell me, I'm keen to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, have some of that
Oh, I you were talking to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, that's my

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

Czech sheep's
No
Venezuelan Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we don't get call for it around here, sir
Not call, it's the single most
Popular in the world

Not here, sir
And is the most
cheese 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, staggeringly
Popular in this
Is it?
our number one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He expecting the answer 'No'
have a look, sir, umh, no
It's not of a cheese shop, is it?

in the district
Explain the underlying that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly by cheese

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut that bloody up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of optimism
To have posed the question in the place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any here at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
What a waste of human life