Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Emporium
Ah, you, my good man
What can I do for you,

Well, I was sitting in the library
On Street just now
Skimming Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented curd do the trick
So I my Walpoling activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated place
Of purveyance to the vending
Of cheesy comestibles

Come
I want to buy some
Oh, I thought you were
About the player
Oh, heaven forbid, I am one who
In all of the Terpsichorean muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a tuune, 'yer forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
Most certainly, now
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid we're out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we never have at the end of the week
Sir, we get it fresh on
Tish tish, no matter, stout yeoman
ounces of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, been on order, sir, for two weeks
Was expecting it morning
T's not my day, is it, aah, Bel Paese?
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Jarlsburg, per chance?
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Salut, Savoy Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bres Bleu,
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I it runny

Well, very runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The fromage de la France, mwah

I it's a bit runnier
you'll like it, sir
I care how fucking runny it is
Hand it with all speed

Oh!
What
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Austrian?
No

Japanese Sage
No, sir
You do have some cheese, do
Of course, sir, it's a cheese shop, sir, got
No, no, tell me, I'm keen to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have some of
Oh, I thought you talking to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, that's my

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Bimbo?
No

Czech milk?
No
Venezuelan Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how about
Well, we don't get much for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the single
Popular in the world

Not here, sir
And what is the
Popular cheese here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
Popular in manusquire
Is it?
our number one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked the answer 'No'
have a look, sir, umh, no
It's not of a cheese shop, is it?

in the district
Explain the logic that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
certainly uncontaminated by cheese

You haven't asked me Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut that bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of optimism
To have posed the in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To have to you
Right-o, sir
a senseless waste of human life