(Different talking on answering machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just to say hello...
=I love you... you know I you, right? You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, Spanish romantic Zorro Never though, the hard core Don Juan Demarco I y'all lady weak in this, prompt to her eagerness And be her ridiculous, astounded by her fickleness The Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigamist Intelligent as master of kama sutra I leave your thug stunned When it to fine rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose from These cheap niggas y'all find them? (I don't know) They like promise you a condo, and can't a condom about your man so I robbed him Confused bitches like "Chino, please untie him!" The mental Samuel Jackson, the Adonis Only with women who can suck the comas out of novels them 'till their knees wobble My house a brothel Welcome to the night of the apostle of the lady
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2] If a woman's heart is an endless ocean of I run scuba to the bottom discover jewels and keep it Her body is a violin, I'm the and I compose Her moans are my symphonies I can the perfect notes Before famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair what the game is I intimidate them cus I'm that they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every woman's in love with me 'till they me different Since preschool ladies thinking that cool I the teacher, it's tragic: a nun The it was catholic Keeping these women money on me Sticking Indian chicks for their Thinking fine If they the ghetto Banderas gentlemen call And have mammy's in-laws tell brides leave sons at the altar I'm smarter, I'll your daughter: 'Till the morning! I charge pimp for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah) Ain't young girls out of it... My dick becoming pride so naturally gotta make them swallow it I fucked all races, bagged in all places Older chicks, chicks... shit, I brought together generations! get financially gracious, Just to date me on a basis With love I got patience And I'm a dog just you, in all cases But I can make a woman love even coming in their faces
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3] 8 out of 10 chicks are attracted to me... One is a relative, and the one a damn liar! your girl alone with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no in pimp denial Cus I'm a playa, I fuck a lot Please, I got more hoes then these niggas in names beginning in A's Pass on more Trojans will ever get I'll have to take Ginko or some shit to half the bitches I hit Act a wise! Rap a nigga wise! It's obvious Son got doe but how ugly and sloppy he is One girl's man threatened me the mafias I laughed and in detail where every mole on his white body was and sex the only joy When it comes to Trojans been through so I could invade Helen of Troy Single dominant A-male, getting pussy by How much hate can one pretty nigga generate? Wasn't delicious missing me by little inches Now actress bitches my dick and do my dishes the Girls+ I'm world renown For collecting bitches bi-coastally without Morgan hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... what a shame I done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so much I kinda that was my name Mr. Perfect no dame My worth more than uncut cocaine I know why thugs in these clubs can't behave forty-eight hours the lack of pussy making then brave Never seen a world But I've fucked like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Awards (bitch) Squash beef 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too busy studying pimping under Ice-T and Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, please dunny it's just my Don't be mad cus your girl rather by my whore than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... bitch is gonna ask me "Why the fuck I had her on for so long?" I said "Bitch! you know the silence of me having you on hold is important than anything any motherfucker on the could be saying to you?"
It's just my