(Different talking on answering machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, wanted to say hello...
=I love you... you I love you, right? You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, Spanish like Zorro Never though, the hard core Don Juan Demarco I find lady weak in this, prompt to her eagerness And be fucking her ridiculous, by her fickleness The Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigger Intelligent as master of kama sutra I leave your thug stunned When it comes to fine I'm one of the few you females got to choose from cheap niggas where y'all find them? (I don't know) They like you a condo, and can't afford a condom Complained about your man so I him Confused bitches like "Chino, please untie him!" The mental Samuel Jackson, the physical Only sexual with women who can the comas out of novels Fuck 'till their knees wobble My house like a Welcome to the night of the of the lady gospel
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2] If a woman's heart is an ocean of secrets I run scuba to the bottom discover jewels and keep it Her body is a violin, I'm the and I compose Her are my symphonies I can play the perfect notes Before famous, Chicks to touch my hair seduction's what the game is I intimidate them cus I'm that they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every woman's in love with me 'till tell me different Since ladies thinking that Chi's cool I fucked the teacher, tragic: a nun The it was catholic Keeping these women money on me Sticking Indian for their dowries they fine If they married the ghetto gentlemen call And have mammy's in-laws tell leave their sons at the altar I'm smarter, I'll marry daughter: 'Till the morning! I pimp niggas for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah) leaving young girls out of it... My dick becoming pride so naturally gotta make them swallow it I fucked all races, bagged in all places Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought generations! They get gracious, Just to date me on a basis making love I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can make a woman feel love even coming in faces
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3] 8 out of every 10 chicks are to me... One is a relative, and the other one a liar! your girl alone with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no longer in denial Cus I'm a playa, I fuck a lot Please, I got more then these niggas just in names beginning in A's Pass on more Trojans will ever get I'll have to take Ginko or some to remember half the bitches I hit Act a nigga wise! Rap a nigga wise! obvious Son got doe but how ugly and sloppy he is One girl's man threatened me with the I laughed and explained in detail where every on his white body was and sex the only joy When it comes to Trojans been through so many I could invade Helen of Single dominant A-male, getting by mistake How much mail can one pretty nigga generate? Wasn't bullets missing me by little inches Now actress bitches my dick and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm world For collecting bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... what a damn I done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so much I kinda thought that was my Mr. Perfect impregnates no My sperm worth more than uncut I know why these thugs in these clubs can't Form forty-eight the lack of pussy making then brave Never seen a tour But I've like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards (bitch) Squash with 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too busy pimping under Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, please dunny it's my life be mad cus your girl would rather by my whore than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... this bitch is ask me "Why the I had her on hold for so long?" I "Bitch! Don't you know the silence of me having you on is more important than anything any on the planet could be saying to you?"
It's just my