Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
When he came across old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not be proud of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen selection here
And I admit the are few I know the Pintos gold
But consider it 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
'Cause he knew that car get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the road if you're be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this Pinto painted gold
And if you're it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It more like a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right tire blowed
he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded like this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
am I gonna do?
My one big for Garth Brooks
Oh it

When Cledus up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take long to out
Why the heck it run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can already them redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
Will he make the Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
I'll him a redneck
have a red neck
When I get my hands around his
I'm of it

Cledus shook his as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he him joke of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the again"
As he gave the check to derned redneck
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
Would ya like to hear another redneck
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, no

Well, you be a redneck
If your momma and daddy catches ya out the barn
Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I I could be your best friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
here to me