Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Car Lot
Then Cledus up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not be proud of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no to spare, I gotta be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've you're selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I the Pintos gold
But it stoled 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an evil
'Cause he knew that car get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the if you're gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for
You're ridin' on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you're it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives like a horse and buggy, dern

said, "No way in heck he's gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right tire blowed
Then he pushed that across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this

Come on, on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

When opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it take long to figure out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can already them redneck jokes
Dad oil pan layin' in the road
Will he make the show? no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll show him a
He'll have a red
I get my hands around his throat
I'm of it

Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's
And he him joke of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the to that derned redneck
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to hear redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does watch it? No, heck no

Well, you might be a
If your momma and daddy catches ya out the barn
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all
Ah shoot, I'm kiddin' Jeff
I wished I could be your best
Do you like me? I'd to be on your TV show
Come to me