Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'
He he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that man
Hey tell you what
We'll all a good time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, after
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
And sell tapes from here to Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

it was just sundown in small white town
They call it side Palmdale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that just one more time

I met this lady in
She had hair but damn she looked good
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine

I met this lady Japan
Never love with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate that pussy like rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled with
That country music really me crazy
But I rode that ass and yes miss daisy
Met this lady in
Put pussy in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black girl in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white
Fucked this hooker in
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her names
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke that
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong
(hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you ever went over a house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you your mouth and you try to explain
You start real fast
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your clothes all
nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off.