Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way the street with a stick right, hey
He walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey tell you what
We'll all have a good
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
And sell tapes here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feeling high as flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just in small white town
They it east side Palmdale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I grew a afro
Then I fucked to the (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my 'til the shit turned white
Thought to myself
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I out the back window
But her he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the best damn I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one time

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she good
I took her to my because she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met lady from Japan
made love with an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big butt and big too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country really drove me crazy
But I that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in
Put that in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she into a white Albina
Fucked hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met beautiful sexy hoe
She just ran across the of Mexico
young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I wanna get but I cant afford it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' them dirty rap
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you upset because you cant get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he asks you you from
So you wipe mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' fast
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off.