The royal penis is clean highness Thank you, shit
Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the States of America Time to roll out the red carpet on bitch asses Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, the kings lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha peace Recognize royalty you hear it The throne has taken, so kiss this niggas earring Luda throw some grapes on these
These bitches throwin' rose at my feet man They spoil me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? It's a sweet thang that track, whip 'em like Kunta That's why they stay down, loyal citizens of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, don't pass go, just go straight to With no probation or bail but this ain't It's Jolly Green Giants 'cause we smoke so much
Oh oh spaghetti o's, Luda's oodles of And testin' me is like put up to poodles My rap career goes back than yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I more nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, even I get high I work cash And got my coach bumped up to first class I'm boss to all employees and I'm here to teach the 'Cause I've been by mo' bells than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that 'Cris man, for real man I'm of this shit man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He hearin' my shit, man for real Man my son can rap better than that nigga Man that nigga garbage, man I got too The nigga ain't hearin' me, man is this on? c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, what you do? Scrawny nigga But I got a arsenal of automatics down to Know how to use 'em, fight as shit I throw a and all-in-one bury a clique You see y'all got it all wrong like in tuxedos They comin' up shorter five Danny DeVitos I'm on a ranch, get laid more than Fritos With five strippers, four wives and three
I go scuba divin' in at Montego I gold links and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the light-skinteted version of seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in line they me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a star, you just twinkle Old asses sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I stay with more bullets yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just give applause He is definitely all f'real, ya see what I'm Ha ha I be fuckin' him all the time, yeah mean? I'm sayin', I to just serve homes herb Now how through he want 50's a purple He want quarters a purple now, I want to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last week of the Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga a bigga sack C.P. set a bigger look at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of just don't know Shady Park you heard just don't go, quick to flip the up po'-po' the way for that rodeo, that rodeo show Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I put 'em with the people I make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the beat go? that, shit back, didn't wanna hear that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get that Who knows, who goes there? it's Poppa Bear Stop and stare, pourin' out a lil' gasoline and drop a flare I'm on, fire and you know I stop 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, on Vogue tires Right down the avenue, passin' you stackin' In the back of the Cadillac and emergency action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a punch and fight, fight Packin' a lunch and then bite, bite, A-T-L tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know real down yeah When you ride down two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get ready to go past that Campbellton Fo' you get it to Camp Creek shorty shake 'Cause dat where dem real at I ain't lyin' when you in Decatur and you flossin' down
Road or Rainbow nigga shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at When you're goin' that ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat waffle house 'Fore you get to the rich niggaz dat where dem real niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje ya get to Georgia nigga