The royal penis is clean highness Thank you, king
Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the United States of Time to roll out the red carpet on bitch asses Hailin' the filthy, dirty South, where the kings lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha family Recognize royalty you hear it The throne has been taken, so this niggas earring Luda some grapes on these bitches
These bitches rose petals at my feet man They wanna me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? It's a sweet thang Work that track, whip 'em Kunta why they stay down, they loyal citizens of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't look at me ho, don't pass go, just go straight to jail With no or bail but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green Giants we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, Luda's of noodles And testin' me is like pitbulls put up to My rap career goes back further yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts Delta Airlines I'm fly, even I get high I work cash And even got my coach bumped up to class I'm boss to all employees and I'm to teach the principle 'Cause I've been by mo' bells than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that nigga 'Cris man, for man I'm tired of shit man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a nigga He hearin' my shit, man for real Man my four-year-old son can rap better than nigga Man that garbage, man I got talent too The nigga ain't me, man is this shit on? 'Cris 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, you wanna do? Scrawny nigga But I got a arsenal of automatics down to how to use 'em, fight dirty as shit I throw a grenade and all-in-one a clique You see y'all got it all like women in tuxedos They comin' up than five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get laid than Fritos With five strippers, four wives and three
I go divin' in Bays at Montego I find gold and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the version of Mandingo I've more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in line they called me I'm big, you a little star, you just twinkle Old like sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I stay with more than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you gotta give applause He is definitely all f'real, ya see what I'm Ha ha I be with him all the time, yeah mean? I'm sayin', I used to just serve herb Now how come he want 50's a purple He want a purple now, I want y'all to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last of the lava Ya see I' m sayin'?
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, nigga with a bigga sack C.P. set a trap look at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where kick it at? And a lot of people just don't know Park you heard just don't go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, that rodeo Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I put 'em with the people I make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the beat go? Bring that, shit back, didn't wanna that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get Who knows, who goes Motherfuckers it's Poppa Bear Stop and stare, pourin' out a lil' and then drop a flare I'm on, fire and you I can't stop 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, on Vogue tires down the avenue, passin' you rapidly stackin' In the back of the Cadillac and packin' emergency Camera, light, lights, a punch and then fight, fight Packin' a lunch and then bite, bite, A-T-L tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real down you ride down that two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get to go past that Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp shorty just shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at I ain't lyin' you in Decatur and you flossin' down Glenwood
Candler or Rainbow nigga shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at you're goin' down that ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat second waffle you get to the rich niggaz shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at Matter of fact, just when ya get to Georgia nigga