Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've red, I've tasted blood
I've killed with words, wished and hoped
And swam through a of snot
Twice as wide as the mighty

But I wanna know about the I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking through a of green
Whistling one of Irish jigs
And a walks up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

the guy pulls out a huge knife
And cuts off his two fingers
And somehow them
In left of his left hand
And them to the woman
Did I mention they're both dressed in

They, they both this song together
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of your
And yourself in the eye"

he stabs himself in the eye
And hands her the
And she stabs herself in the eye, Okay?
So what that?

Then they join arms and do this Irish dance
While taking turns dismembering other
This was a for deodorant, I think
Or soap or
So now all the parts are lying in a heap

But the heads are singing
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away summer
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the body
Start hopping and bopping around like little rats
Then they into the mouths of the singing heads
But then they just slip right out
the severed necks and keep bopping about

It's very beautiful that's playing
an Irish flute and a mandolin, I think
And the singers sound
Just the Clancy brothers

It's really a wonderful
Spectacular, it must of a fortune to make
The of commercial you'd see
During the Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising costs
A million dollars a a minute
Wow, that
A million dollars for a half a

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have been a juicer
Or a food processor or a blender or
It's a pink puree of blood
Bone and flesh in a big

But it's still somehow
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, yourself, process yourself
Become a of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit and vegetable juices?
Next time company comes
Offer a cool refreshing glass of yourself"

"Give of
Stop being a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"