Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've red, I've tasted blood
I've killed words, I've wished and hoped
And swam through a river of
Twice as wide as the mighty

But I wanna know the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking through a field of
one of those Irish jigs
And a woman up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy pulls out a knife
And cuts off his two fingers
And somehow catches
In left of his left hand
And them to the woman
Did I mention both dressed in green?

They, they sing this song together
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of fingers
And stab in the eye"

he stabs himself in the eye
And hands her the
And she herself in the eye, okay? Okay?
So what that?

Then they join arms and do this folk dance
While taking dismembering each other
This was a for deodorant, I think
Or soap or
So now all the body parts are in a heap

But the heads are still
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, get from summer
And cut off all limbs"

all of the body parts
Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny
Then they jump into the mouths of the singing
But then they just slip right out
Through the severed necks and keep bopping

It's very music that's playing
There's an flute and a mandolin, I think
And the background singers
like the Clancy brothers

It's really a commercial
Spectacular, it of cost a fortune to make
The kind of you'd see
During the Super Bowl,

Where the advertising time
A million a half a minute
Wow, that
A million for a half a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have been a juicer
Or a food processor or a blender or
It's a pink puree of blood
Bone and in a big bucket

But it's still somehow
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, blend yourself, yourself
Become a of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit and vegetable juices?
Next time company comes
Offer them a cool glass of yourself"

"Give of
Stop being a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"