(Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a pullin' logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, five mile or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them bears's to wall Yeah them 's thick as bugs on a bumper even had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a great big ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a sled on rails We tore up all of our swindle And 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit that Shi Them was a-gettin' smart They brought up some From the Illinois National
There's armored cars and tanks and And of every size Yeah them coops was full of bears And choppers the skies Well we the line We went for With a screaming trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore And prepared to the line I could see the bridge was lined bears But I have a doggone dime I Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck We just gonna pay no toll So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says, let them truckers roll,
Cause we got a mighty convoy thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do with them out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we back on outta here, So keep your thumbs off your and the bears off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)