(Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we got the front door good buddy. sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a pullin' logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' We's headed for on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this the Rubber Duck And I'm to put the hammer on down
Cause we got a little convoy thru the night Yeah we got a ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them bears's wall to Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a They even had a in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the We to go a-huntin' bear
Cause we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah them hogs is to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a sled on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit Shi town Them was a-gettin' smart brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
There's cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And choppers the skies Well we the line We went for With a thousand screaming And eleven longhaired friends of In a chartreuse
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind suicide jockey?) (Yeah haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore And prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was lined with But I didn't a doggone dime I Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't pay no toll So we crashed the doin' ninety-eight I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do with them out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on here, So keep thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)