(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front good buddy. Mercy alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a pullin' logs Cab Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We's for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the on down
we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a up on the cloverleaf And them bears's wall to Yeah them smokeys 's as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the We about to go bear
we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah them hogs is startin' to up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better back off ten)
we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four Like a sled on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit that Shi Them bears was a-gettin' They up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
armored cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size Yeah them chicken coops was of bears And filled the skies Well we the line We went for a thousand screaming trucks And eleven longhaired of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the was lined with bears But I have a doggone dime I says Pigpen here's the Rubber Duck We ain't gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your OMAHA? Well they know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)