(Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clean to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a pullin' logs Cab over Pete with a on And a Jimmy haulin' headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm to put the hammer on down
we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a little ol' ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a up on the cloverleaf And them wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a They had a bear in the air I Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck We about to go bear
Cause we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah them hogs is to close up my sinuses. Mercy's you better back off another ten)
we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four Like a sled on rails We tore up all of our sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them was a-gettin' smart They brought up reinforcements the Illinois National Guard
There's armored cars and and jeeps And of every size Yeah them chicken coops was full of And choppers the skies Well we shot the We for broke With a thousand trucks And eleven longhaired friends of In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in that suicide jockey?) (Yeah haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the Jersey And prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was lined with But I didn't have a doggone I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We just gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says, let them truckers roll,
Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a mighty ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do with hogs out there, for sure. mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your thumbs off your glass and the off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. We gone. bye bye.)