Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, you got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the of June In a Kenworth pullin Cab Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin We's for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the down
Coz we got a little old convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a old convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them bears 's wall to Yeah smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck We about to go bear
Coz we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a great big convoy aint she a beautiful Come on and our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah them hogs is to close up my sinuses. Mercy's you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a sled on rails We tore up all of our sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit Shi town Them was a-gettin' smart bought up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
There's cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size Yeah them chicken was full of bears And filled the skies Well we shot the We for broke With a thousand trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' and he needs all the help he can get)
we laid a strip for the Jersey shore Prepared to the line I could see the bridge was with bears But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen here's the Rubber Duck We aint gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' I Let them truckers roll, ten-four
Coz we got a mighty convoy thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. We gone. buh bye)