Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, you got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the on the sixth of June In a pullin logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin We's for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm to put the hammer down
Coz we got a little old rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a little old convoy aint she a beautiful on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But they's a up on the cloverleaf And them bears 's wall to Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We to go a-huntin' bear
Coz we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the we got a great big convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. Yeah them hogs is startin' to up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
Well we up Interstate Forty-Four a rocket sled on rails We tore up all of our swindle And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit that Shi Them was a-gettin' smart They up some reinforcements From the Illinois National
There's armoured cars and tanks and And rigs of every Yeah them coops was full of bears And filled the skies Well we the line We for broke a thousand screaming trucks And eleven friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the Jersey to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with But I didn't have a doggone I says Pigpen this here's the Duck We just gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' I says Let them roll, ten-four
Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a mighty convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint gonna get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do with hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So your bugs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. We gone. buh bye)