Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this man, right?
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with stick, right?
Hey, he walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin'
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They it East Side Palm Dale
When the walked through the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my dick till the shit turned

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But she looked good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like shrimp rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put pussy in a coma
Met lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white albino
this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start real fast
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
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