Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just around the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
They call it East Side Dale
When the walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my 'cause I didn't know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit turned

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green
But she looked good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like shrimp rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That country music nearly drove me
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in South
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, that's her big
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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