Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

just crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
They it East Side Palm Dale
When the walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy I didn't know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She my dick till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this lady from Japan, made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck bitch again

Met a real black girl in South
her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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