Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about or five years ago
We is settin' at the station
Kickin' tires, and swattin'
And discussin' the of the Union

When out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big old school bus
Had astrological signs it
And thirty-five and dogs inside

half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs on the fireplug
of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What was, was a bunch a' them crispy critters
And their leader was a space

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We gonna camp in the park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in that park
And you see a whole lot of stars
You got fifteen to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, they all got back in the bus
And proceeded to the limits
Then the telephone rang, was the pool
a mess a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
Which is at the Conoco station
flashin' on down to the swimmin' pool
To give them critters a

By the time we arrived, it was too late
critters is all had their pants down
Them dogs was the bathhouse apart
And they's the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And get the rest with a net"
We gonna have a jail of naked crispy critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause critters outnumbered us
So they in and set up camp
And lived in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, was nothin' in town
But dogs and a head shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and sunflower
And postcards

Yeah, took over the City Council
And the dogs all barked brains out
And the whole damn town was critters
And the mayor was a cadet