One day about four or five ago We is settin' at the Conoco Kickin' tires, and swattin' And the state of the Union
When right out in of the Baptist church a big old purple school bus Had astrological upon it And hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em for the courthouse lawn And them dogs commenced on the of 'em set there starin' at us And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies?" And is the dogs?" I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy" What they was, was a a' them crispy critters And their was a space cadet
He says, "Sagittarius, we has to disembark, men Get the incense goin' and the out We gonna in the city park, man"
I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya A, gettin' me down And B, we got us a leash law And C, you in the town"
"You drop one string a' beads in there park And you gonna see a whole lot of You got seconds to get out of town, boys Or we gonna ya to Mars"
Well, they all got in the purple bus And proceeded to the city Then the telephone rang, was the swimmin' a mess a' wild critters was in it
So we all got in the Plymouth Which is at the Conoco station Went flashin' on down to the swimmin' To them critters a citation
By the we arrived, it was too damn late Them critters is all had their down dogs was tearin' the bathhouse apart And they's the fish in the fish pond
I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt And get the rest with a net" We gonna have a jail full of naked crispy And a space cadet"
Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war 'Cause them outnumbered us So they in and set up camp And they lived in that purple bus
Six weeks later, was nothin' in town But dogs and a head shop Sellin' dried up weeds, and sunflower And astrological
Yeah, critters over the City Council And the dogs all barked their out And the whole damn was crispy critters And the mayor was a space