So you thought I was change my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap that I'm to spit It goes like this, my name is I'm tearin' shit up never before
slaps, makin' snaps Cold money and Too $hort raps Oakland, that's where I'm from The city where the boys say you don't want
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you Trues and vogues really shit roll so hard, all of the time You and that bitch playin' Too $hort
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's that money But if you ask me, could you have some, say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, are you doin' in the White House If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit game one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
is life? Life is Too $hort I play the bitches like it's a Yeah, play the bitches just like y'all Like Dr. J played
You can me Too, don't say it twice You'll get me mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It on a bright morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch Helen bitches, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm you bitch it's true
So much death in the Oakland Am I gonna live next week? Will I get shot by a dope to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I can't say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' dead flies I used to see a home boy givin' Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm Won't last too long when fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand I want my freak
You can't it, you know I'm right I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track got him caught up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit game on the mic 'Cause worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I call him Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch that You little punk-ass boy, listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over Good couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I even sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall clowned by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're that tooth Could make a grown man die, at you 'Cause a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simple
I never understood one you said But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I to know Sucker motherfucker, the joke?
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see happens
Your is gone, your crew just cut Sucker MC tell you what rhymes are weak, your rap the same And it comes to game, you are lame
Never even of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' MC's don't waste my time
a girl I know her name is Betty Straight to the head just it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the home boys just get enough
a Ph.D., don't even stop In the back that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say she's She's the kind of girl that make knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, capper
Hey baby, I got this It's not gonna stop the end of time Like rock and roll I'll that song To the beat all day and all long
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, I ain't playin' To all the home boys doin' in the pen Gonna this beat for you once again
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma tear shit up, if I get the I could give a fuck less if you're don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and raised in the Golden
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off you give me some more Big bank, now make me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I this freak say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby sure ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are loud Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you about me, and call me weak When father smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I on rappin', if nothin' else Keep your thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, he's a MC sayin' nothin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck with me, and boy doomed I a trick with a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the coldest MC on a Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh again with
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me a skank bitch and a sucker MC All you bastards got the And you punk 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just don't Motherfuck you shithead bitch
Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't stop And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch Check out my