So you thought I was gonna my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like never
Pimp slaps, makin' cash money and Too $hort raps Oakland, California where I'm from The city where the say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm gonna you this and vogues ain't really shit Wanna so hard, all of the time You and that playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the White If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I she'll spit that game Like one night, she to my house, and gave me a blow job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is Life is Too $hort I the bitches like it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches just like Like Dr. J basketball
You can call me Too, say it twice You'll get me mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch true
So much death in the Oakland Am I live till next week? I get shot by a dope fiend Tryin' to get high, to steal my ring
I really say, 'cause I don't know why People out here dead like flies I used to see a home boy five Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm Won't last too long when you're fakin' the I'm the rapper, so unique my hand when I want my freak
You can't deny it, you I'm right I turn any rapper out I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he knows Too $hort, set the got him caught up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit straight on the mic 'Cause worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk Tryin' to spit rap, you can scratch that junk You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't to me Think I'm but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the world and push you luck couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're lickin' tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simon
I understood one word you said But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em There's only one thing, I to know Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the player of players, call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what
Your mind is gone, your crew cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your rhymes are weak, your rap the And it comes to game, you are lame
Never even heard of Too $hort Hit Oakland in mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's waste my time
There's a girl I know her is Betty to the head just rock it steady She's so she'll juice you up All the boys just can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., even stop In the back like goin', top, top, top I say white girl, won't say she's black the kind of girl that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme not gonna stop till the end of time Like rock and I'll play that song To the beat all day and all long
So liten up, to I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I playin' To all the home doin' time in the pen rock this beat for you once again
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now make it sound for I'ma shit up, if I get the chance I give a fuck less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and in the Golden State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you give me more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch bitch make me
Check out my style, I don't quit I this freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, the rake Too $hort baby damn sure ain't
But the sucker MC's are loud Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you about me, and call me weak your father smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if nothin' Keep your jealous to yourself Bitch and bitch, a MC right Ain't sayin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck with me, and boy doomed I send a with a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the coldest MC on a Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a skank bitch and a MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk 'cause you can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just quit Motherfuck you damn bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch Check out my