So you thought I was change my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like never
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash money and Too $hort Oakland, that's where I'm from The city where the boys say you want none
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and vogues really shit roll so hard, all of the time You and that playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's that money But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you in the White House If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and me a blow job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is life? Life is Too I play the bitches like it's a Yeah, play the bitches just like y'all Like Dr. J basketball
You can me Too, don't say it twice You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck your You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you it's true
So much in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live next week? Will I get shot by a dope to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I really can't say, 'cause I don't why People out here droppin' like flies I to see a home boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long you're fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand when I my freak
You deny it, you know I'm right I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I won't back, or relax Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
Till he knows Too $hort, set the They got him up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit game on the mic 'Cause worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I call him Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch that You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't to me Think I'm but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over luck couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause you'll be so far up, you might fall down Gettin' clowned by the hound from Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're lickin' that Could make a grown man die, at you you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simple
I never understood one you said But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's one thing, I wanted to know motherfucker, where's the joke?
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My is Too $hort, no I don't stop I don't stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see happens
Your is gone, your crew just cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your are weak, your rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
Never even heard of Too baby Hit Oakland in mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's waste my time
There's a girl I her name is Betty Straight to the head just it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the home boys just can't get
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the back that goin', top, top, top I say white girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl that make your knees go
Feel the beat, rock me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, cold
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not stop till the end of time Like rock and roll I'll that song To the beat all day and all long
So liten up, to I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I ain't To all the home doin' time in the pen Gonna rock this for you once again
If you can't get out and you're mad as Say bitch, now make it sound for tear shit up, if I get the chance I could give a less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and raised in the State
Call me T O O, if you say rap my ass off till you give me some more Big bank, now just make me Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I this freak say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby damn ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are loud Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you talk about me, and call me When your father smokes coke and you a freak
So I keep on rappin', if nothin' Keep your thoughts to yourself and bitch, he's a MC right Ain't nothin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck with me, and boy you're I send a with a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh with cusswords
shit, fuckin' with me Fuck a skank and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk 'cause you can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just don't Motherfuck you damn bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it stop And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch Check out my