So you thought I was change my style? So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit another rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my is $hort I'm shit up like never before
slaps, makin' snaps Cold money and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's I'm from The city the boys say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you Trues and vogues really shit Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and that bitch playin' Too rhymes
If you ask me, what all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it concern me Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the House If you're not cocaine? Ask your wife, Reagan, I know she'll spit that game one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
What is Life is Too $hort I play the like it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches just y'all Like Dr. J played
You can call me Too, say it twice You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a bright in 1987 I was in my drop to y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's
So death in the Oakland streets Am I gonna till next week? Will I get shot by a dope Tryin' to get high, tryin' to steal my
I really can't say, I don't know why People out droppin' dead like flies I used to see a home boy givin' Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm Won't last too long when you're the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand when I my freak
You can't it, you know I'm right I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't back, or relax Till he I'm the best at the MC rap
he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't straight game on the mic 'Cause he's worse a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit rap, you can scratch that junk You little boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker To the end of the world and you over Good luck find you in a four leaf clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause you'll be Lookin' so far up, you might fall Gettin' clowned by the hound from east
And the look in your face when you're lickin' tooth Could make a grown man die, at you you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out ass Simple Simon
I never understood one you said But swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I wanted to motherfucker, where's the joke?
I'm the player of players, call me Pop My is Too $hort, no I don't stop I just don't stop mackin', don't cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what
Your mind is gone, your just cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your are weak, your rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
Never even heard of Too $hort Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' raps than a rap rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't waste my
There's a girl I her name is Betty Straight to the head rock it steady She's so she'll juice you up All the home boys can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't stop In the back that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, say she's black She's the kind of girl that make knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got this It's not stop till the end of time Like rock and roll I'll play song To the beat all day and all long
So liten up, to I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I playin' To all the home doin' time in the pen Gonna rock this for you once again
If you can't get out and you're mad as Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma shit up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck less if hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and in the Golden State
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me more Big bank, now just me rich bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I don't I heard this say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby damn sure fake
But the sucker are screamin' loud Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you talk me, and call me weak your father smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if else Keep your jealous thoughts to Bitch and bitch, he's a MC Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the room
I'm the coldest MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you heard So again with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me a skank bitch and a sucker MC All you bastards got the And you punk 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just don't you damn shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop, Check out my